Back in the days when you couldn't afford/were allowed to get tattooed, so you did stupid things with your hair instead. 

Today I'm hungover. The party I went to sucked so I left 20 minutes after I got there and continued the party at my place, by myself.

Now I'm going out for a smoke and then I probably should get started on my grandma's present, which is a photo album with pictures from when we went to Jordan in 2009.  

PEACE